This Sunday is Mother’s Day. It also, just so happens, to fall on the second Sunday of the month. Do you know what that means? That’s the day when we have the babysitter scheduled (Please call her to confirm!). Score! So you have a chance here to be a REAL STANDOUT and make this a VERY MEMORABLE MOTHER’S DAY. Don’t fuck it up.

Love,

–me
the loving mother to your three adorable children

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