My son peed on his bedroom’s carpeted floor last night for no good reason other then he could. His bedroom reeks of pee. I’m so irritated with him that I can’t even make this into a funny story.

He then informed me he likes the smell of pee.

Lovely son. This and your fetish for smelly feet is going to really impress your future wife someday.

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