Sometimes, as a mother, it’s easier to teach your children by describing what something isn’t versus what it is. Here’s my example for today:

Dearest little Noah. Please keep in mind that toliet Paper is NOT:

–Stuff they use to make casts for either people or stuffed animals.
–Wrapping paper for presents.
–Crepe Paper for decorating.
–Snow for your Rescue Heros to play in.
–White stuff you just throw away just to get to the cool cardboard insert.

Much love,

–Mommy

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