Remember when I was talking about how I wanted one of those Duet Washing Machine combos? I was lusting after them. Lust is not good, so the Bible tells us. I guess this is a matter of perspective. Perhaps I should blog that sometime about how perspective is everything. Or maybe I should blog about how lust is everything. Anyway… Guess what? Go on, guess.

It looks like my washing machine died. [Hold back big grin.] I am sad. [Pregnant pause] Ok. Not really. But I am sad that I am going to go fork out more money then one should spend on an appliance. But I am so excited at the possibility of fulfilling this fantasy. I’m like a school girl with a crush. I just can’t stop thinking about it. They are so pretty. And just so you don’t think I’m shallow, I am also appreciating what is inside… 22 towels at once! BE STILL MY HEART. I am not going to settle!! No-sir-re-Bob. I’m going to have a full fledged affair. I am going to go buy the ultimate washing machine! And since this is the stuff that fantasies are made of… I’m going to do two at once, double trouble. Yes I’m going to get the dryer too. Just mull that over in your mind a few times. Oooooooh baby!

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