[I stumble down to the kitchen and start pouring my nectar of the Gods.]

Noah: Mom what are we going to do fun today?
Me: [yawn] [blank stare]
Dinara: She hasn’t had her coffee yet guys, leave her alone.
Emma: Mom are you faking this whole morning coffee loving thing?
Noah: She loves it with every fiber of her being.
[sic] Fiber of my being? Where did he get this?
Me: [taking a sip of coffee] No Noah, I love all of you guys with every fiber of my being.
Noah: [big smile] After you drink that tell me again.

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