Ok these don’t show us in the best light… but they do shine a bright light!

Me: Emma stop being so loud and bossy.
John: Pot meet Kettle.

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Dinara: Mom you are petting daddy’s butt.
Me: Yep. I like it.
Dinara: His butt is furry ya know.
(side note: He was clothed she was just informing me about a previous observations I guess)

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Dinara: Give me the big yogurt drink for snack. I need the vitamins so I can look like a model when I grow up.

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Noah: I am the winner! I am better then everyone else in this whole house at Monkey Ball!

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